Something Strange Happens To Single Guys After 7pm - Joe Santagato
CChris Williamson
Weight Loss/NutritionCold & Flu/DiseasesMental Health
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00:00:00we got to talk about that insight that we came up with last night that if you're a guy
00:00:05who doesn't have a girlfriend in the house after 7 p.m you kind of go a bit insane dude what do
00:00:11you do i i could tell you i have a friend who is single and lives on his own now and i just get like
00:00:21random headstand pictures i'm like are you doing headstands like what are you doing you're
00:00:27stretching like it's 8 30 what are you stretching for you're getting like how hard do you go to bed
00:00:34like it's time for sleep soon like what are you doing like it's like random things like that i
00:00:38think i asked him recently i was like what do you do all day he's a very busy guy i don't want to take
00:00:45away but like during those hours it's like how do you entertain yourself because at this point i don't
00:00:50know how to do that when like my fiancee leaves i'm kind of like what the hell do i do now like
00:00:59there's no one here like i just kind of like walk around i like clean and then i just like
00:01:04there's not much to do like i'm like oh this is kind of boring am i gonna go for a walk
00:01:09i don't know you find yourself building weird hobbies so yeah i was leaving the house last night to go to
00:01:14dinner with you because you're an insane person and decided to have dinner at 7 30 pm which for me is
00:01:19like is that not late what are we talking about that's pretty late that's an austin thing that's
00:01:25not late that's fucking 7 30 is late okay we're split 50 50 in the room 7 30 yeah well you was on
00:01:33fucking uh so i'm leaving the house and his girlfriend's in costa rica and he looks at me
00:01:40and he looked really sad and he came up and he whispered and he's like i don't know what to do
00:01:46i said where are you going i don't know what to do like puppy dog eyes he's like
00:01:49i don't know what to do i'm like george it's fine you'll do i don't know what you'll read stuff or
00:01:54whatever and i got back and he'd written all of this stuff and he had post-it notes everywhere so
00:01:58he'd done he was doing headstands yeah he'd done his equivalent of doing headstands yeah and then at
00:02:0610 30 pm just 11 o'clock after i got back from dinner i must have heard him sneeze 15 times in a row
00:02:14what the hell was he doing fucking 15 times in a row that this is agitating to me yeah how annoying
00:02:22must that be if you're the sort of what's the most number of times you've ever sneezed in a row i've
00:02:26never gotten close to 15. i think you'd die if you do that yeah i think i've done like five good ones
00:02:32and then everyone tells you to shut the fuck up you get imagine 15 15 15 bro 15 i mean i'm kicking this
00:02:39guy out of my house get the fuck out i know you wrote those post-it notes earlier on and you've
00:02:43been lonely tonight but it does not excuse you sneezing 15 times 15 is crazy is he dead i what i
00:02:49i don't actually haven't seen him today maybe he's probably dead dude you should probably check on him
00:02:53doesn't it isn't like a there was like an old like thing it's like if you sneeze your like heart stops
00:02:57i'm like 15. ask chat gpt if you sneeze does your heart stop or something like that i can wait for
00:03:04this uh the ai is gonna be like what idiot acts that question no what does happen is sneezing briefly
00:03:12changes the pressure inside your chest that pressure change can slightly affect blood blood flow
00:03:16momentarily alter your heart rhythm which is why some people feel like their heart skips a beep
00:03:20oh so he's altering his blood flow like crazy in there but the worst thing was i thought it was
00:03:25over and then there would be a 30 second break and then it would come back i'm like
00:03:31what oh is he like a loud he's a real loud one i honestly i bet i would prefer that i hate people
00:03:38who sneeze like inside their bodies it scares me dude or it's like i'm like yo you're gonna hurt
00:03:44your neck or something like your eyes are gonna explode out of your head like chill like i have
00:03:48a friend that does that i'm like yo just open your mouth like just it comes out it just comes out
00:03:55naturally if you just like let your lips flap do you think i wonder if there's a personality trait if
00:04:03there's a commonality between the sort of people who keep the sneezing oh man what is i mean it's not
00:04:11really like a learned thing i guess you just kind of like it's weird when you're driving i get scared
00:04:15when i'm driving bro first of all you want to talk about that my dad by the way i'm convinced he's
00:04:20allergic to the sun i don't know what's going on but when he would sometimes he would drive me
00:04:25to school when i was in high school we would get in the car first thing he does is uh before he
00:04:32starts the car he would take his key and clean out his ears with the key right this is just the guy
00:04:39he is i don't know that and he's deaf he's not deaf but he might as well definitely deaf after sticking
00:04:44the car key in his ear if he went to the doctor they'd be like you're deaf but he because he can't
00:04:48hear but he's been shoving car keys in his ears like that then he would start the car right that
00:04:54would take 10 minutes because it's a you know it's a completely up minivan uh and then we would be
00:04:59driving on the highway and he would he would let off 10 on the highway we're going 60 70 and he's
00:05:07sneezing and i'm looking at him like my guy we're we're drifting okay we're not in a middle lane right now
00:05:16like we're on the we're on a highway you got to chill the out and this so i was scared for my life
00:05:20mostly when i was going to high school because of that um yeah and there was a time where he used to
00:05:26drive around in a uh like a work van because he he was like a um he worked construction he would uh
00:05:34throw us in the back there wasn't any seats back there it was just me and my brother yeah yeah and
00:05:40there's tools there's you know two by fours and wood and there's a washing machine there's yeah
00:05:46there's like a fucking mitre saw there and i'm like i'm sitting on the edge of the mitre saw hoping
00:05:50that he doesn't hit the brakes because the thing's gonna go right to my spine but this is like what he
00:05:55would do and i i really believe that he's allergic to the sun like he's an interesting guy his whole
00:05:59tooth came out one time the entire tooth the entire tooth like if you google cartoon tooth like the
00:06:06ones on commercials that have like a toothbrush and dance or they got like the fangs or whatever
00:06:10that came out of his mouth how does that even happen to a person when what was he doing sleeping
00:06:18he wasn't even chewing gum he wasn't doing anything he just popped out of his mouth you know
00:06:21what you should have done headstands before he went to bed i went to church i prayed headstands
00:06:27yeah no he's not doing a headstand not now that's how hard he sleeps dude he his tooth popped
00:06:32out in his sleep which is insane and then he just like usually when that grind his teeth
00:06:36he's got to grind his teeth he's got to be bro i mean it's either that or the
00:06:40same demons that got tucker carlson in his sleep how strong is his jaw is it like the
00:06:44a gorilla's jaw or someone walking in there and hitting him with a bat in the mouth over a bunch
00:06:48of yours i think you can pretty easily like crack a tooth by grinding your teeth but the tooth was
00:06:53intact it was a tooth it was just a tooth i'm looking at a tooth actually yeah like it just his body
00:06:59was just like was it a molar front tooth i'm not a dentist i don't know if it was it was an incisor
00:07:05whatever the fuck that shit is called um i have no idea what is that gonna do for you also knowing
00:07:10which tooth it was which tooth was it oh okay makes makes so much more sense it wasn't one of
00:07:16his front tooth though like you could hide it it was it was one of the the back ones maybe it was a
00:07:20molar um but it popped out and usually you're like oh i should go to the dentist because i'm probably
00:07:25dying that's what i would think and then uh he just put it in his sock drawer and he went back to sleep
00:07:30and then we never really talked about it until now now he's gonna see this thing and he's gonna
00:07:34remember like yeah yeah oh shit yeah i need to get that out my sock drawer and put it back oh yeah
00:07:42where is that thing we kept it though we kept it my parents used to keep our teeth your parents do that
00:07:47is that an american thing or british thing i think that's a british thing you you they kept your teeth
00:07:52well yeah because our teeth look like cigarettes yeah you guys have crazy teeth
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